Dispatch

*Dispatch, this is 107*

*Go ahead 107*

*A black cat has just run past the front of my vehicle, please advise*

*Could you repeat that 107*

*A black cat has crossed my path. I believe this to have severely harmed my luck for the evening. Dispatch, please advise*

*107, this channel is for official use only*

*This is a very official matter dispatch*

*107, please leave the voice channel open for official calls*

*When I'm dead and bloodied in a ditch due to bad luck, will that be official enough for you dispatch?*

*No*